Try to change your hairstyle. Flopping wieners and lopsided asses were everywhere. It defines your eyes, and makes them pop! Years later it occurred to me that our towels would also get wet, but we still used those! He went on to explain that because our swimsuits would freeze in the Michigan winter if we took them home, or that they would mildew if we just left them in our lockers, it would be easier if we all just swam completely naked.
This is where the story takes a turn.
'Women's studies' class offered at Alberta middle school causes social media stir
For some reason I've never known, our small town high school had an indoor swimming pool, and, not to brag but, a really good swim team. You could have played checkers on our asses. In our PE class it was called Murderball. Middle school is the part of your life when you really begin to define yourself. Screw this, I'm out.